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September 14, 2015

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Enna Burning

Hi there! Nice to see you blogging again!
I follow you on Twitter and always enjoy reading your insightful posts. My Twitter username is actually Shannon Hale Fan!
By the way, this year I’m using Twitter to spread the word about how great your books are. (I convinced an Olympian from Russia to read Enna Burning; I’m sure she loves it).
You’re still my favorite author and no one will ever replace you. :) Thanks for being so wonderful.
(Sorry for me being so jubilant; I haven’t been able to comment on here for a while).

PeeWee, the non-perishable-zealot

I’d looove for you to peruse our 24 blogs;
however, lemme first explain something:
my solemn duty, dear, is to serve and honor you
with fundamental blueprints for Civilization’s Psychiatrist…

I’d also love to giveth unto thee ideas
simply because I love the girlish species:
thots you never thot of,
the picturesque protagonist, par excellence,
the non-perishables, the luxurious ditzy-glitz:
the generous, undiluted expansion of d’bizarre;
the epic endoorphins – an open door to an
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from the high-flying, barnstorming,
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taking you in a completely new direction
than where you originally planned!!
O! the mind doth boggle, girly-whirly!!

Why else does a moth fly FROM the night
than to a bold, attractive candle Light??
Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.
You’re creative, yes?
Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…

Whether you obtain morality4mortality to wiseabove
or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,
you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie
which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile:
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An IQ much higher than K2?
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with both sardonic, satirical wit Who’s savvy
and avant-guarde-humility??
Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed
(with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):

“Faith, hope, and love,
the greatest of these is love –
jump into faith…
and you’ll VitSee with love”
Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);
God believes in you.

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PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
-our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude

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